Posts Tagged ‘colbert’

ColbertPAC Morphs Into SuperPAC

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

(Suck it, Federal Election Commission!)

Like a Phoenix from the ashes, Stephen Colbert’s newly founded ColbertPAC was axed by execs only to rise again from the sea of red tape.

Lawyers from The Colbert Report’s parent company Viacom were afraid that using resources from the popular fake-news show would be a violation of federal election law, which says corporations cannot donate to PACs. However, thanks to last year’s ‘Citizens United‘ ruling in the Supreme Court, corporations can now donate unlimited funds to political issues in the form of a SuperPAC.

Slap a new cover letter onto the old forms designed for actual people, and voila, a corporation is free to further any political agenda it may have. Sounds a bit sketchy, right? Surely this could easily benefit powerful business institutions at the expense of the population, so how could US lawmakers enable such an egregious affront to democracy?

Sadly, the answer is that they’re only doing what their predecessors have been doing for years. Legislation like Citizens United are just the latest in a century’s worth of incremental power grabs. Big business has been systematically buying more and more influence over the American political system for so long that they now have more control than ever before.

As frustrating and scary as it is to see corporations exert such tremendous influence over the electoral system, we cannot be too critical of regular Americans for allowing their political and economic institutions to run amok. Sure, the US people ultimately accountable for their government, but they’re up against some powerful and complex forces.

We can, however, remain hopeful that, as the dehumanized face of corporatism reveals itself to the American public, they will come together to enact revolutionary changes to their country. Until then, we can support boat-rockers like Colbert, and let the unfettered United States of Corporations serve as a example for us to try and avoid.

Stephen Colbert: Saying ‘Retard’ is Gay

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

(Careful Colbert, many a young padawan have lost limbs that way.)

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Master Yoda eloquently described the relationship between fear and pain. “Fear,” said the great Jedi “is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”

Fake news host Stephen Colbert showed his own Yoda-esque wisdom this week interviewing Special Olympics chairman Tim Shriver. When the discussion turned to the names we call people with intellectual disabilities, Colbert nailed the root cause behind the use of these and other slanderous terms: fear.

Hurling insults serves as a defense mechanism to make others who act or think differently appear “inhuman,” says Colbert “because you look at someone who [seems different] and it scares you a little bit. It scares you and you’re like ‘Uh, that might be my child’ or ‘That might be me’. And so you say the [derogatory name] to go like ‘Get away from me’ because I don’t want that to be part of my person-hood.”

Later, responding to the accusation that he is now policing the use of the word, Shriver says he doesn’t want to be a cop, but rather, a teacher, and the issue isn’t about stripping away the freedom to be “humiliating, degrading and hurtful.” Instead, the goal is to inform people to “be aware of the option you have to stop.”

Anyone who still chooses to use these kinds of words, not as lighthearted insults, but meant with real hateful intention, are ultimately saying more about themselves than the person they target with their slander. They are announcing to the whole world ‘Look at me! I’m insecure and frightened, so that’s why I’m lashing out!’